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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-04

Spontaneity: A Privilege Reserved for the Rich and Inheritedly Fortunate.

Turns out, 'spontaneity' is just a fancy word for rich people doing whatever they want, whenever they want. For the rest of us, spontaneity means picking lemon-scented dish soap over apple-scented, provided it's on sale.

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