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Le Gorafi
2026-06-04
Study Finds Skyr Yogurt is 80% Plaster: Consumers Blame 'Bricolage' Mix-up.
Apparently, that bland, paste-like texture in your skyr wasn't a health fad, but actual plaster! Consumers are demanding refunds, while yogurt giants now suggest moving skyr to the hardware aisle next to the spackle.