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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-03

Ex-Misfit Frontman Threatens Heaven, God Tells Him to Try It

After a brief stint in Christian music, Michale Graves is now threatening to storm Heaven if not admitted, citing Donald Trump's playbook. Even God's unimpressed, calling him a 'motherfucker' and reinforcing the Pearly Gates.

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