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humor Le Gorafi 2026-06-03

PSG fan wakes from coma speaking fluent Marseille slang after football victory.

After a fierce celebration of PSG's victory, a fan fell into a coma and woke up with a distinct Marseille accent. Doctors are baffled, but the fan insists he's just 'tarpin empΓ©guΓ©', leaving his friends utterly confused and likely questioning their loyalty.

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