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humor De Speld 2026-06-03

US Military: Strongest in the world, yet mysteriously avoids attacking Belgium.

The US boasts the world's largest army, surpassing even China and Russia, yet somehow finds no reason to invade Belgium. Perhaps they are intimidated by the waffles, or maybe, just maybe, they prefer peace.

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