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humor De Speld 2026-06-03

Denzel Dumfries ecstatic about transfer to Real Madrid, despite being Dutch and a defender.

Dutch defender Denzel Dumfries is reportedly over the moon about his move to Real Madrid, claiming it's a lifelong dream. Apparently, Los Blancos are signing anyone with a pulse and a vaguely transferable skillset.

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