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humor The Onion 2026-06-03

Heaven's Gate cultists celebrate 29th year of 'euphoria' in the afterlife.

Members of the Heaven's Gate cult are reportedly having a blast celebrating their 29th year in the 'highest plane of existence' after their mass suicide. They're enjoying their incorruptible alien bodies and recommend the phenobarbital-laced apple sauce for anyone looking for eternal bliss.

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