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humor De Speld 2026-06-03

Avocado Ripeness Achieved Through Collective Consumer Squeezing Frenzy

Wageningen Food & Biobased Research reveals that avocados become 'ready-to-eat' not through natural ripening, but through countless hands squeezing them in stores. So, next time you grip one, know you're participating in a grand, slightly grubby, culinary tradition.

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