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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-03

Punch First, Ask Questions Never: The Art of Unprovoked Bar Brawls Advocated.

Apparently, the best way to live life and win arguments is to start fights with strangers for no reason. This 'expert' suggests it's better to throw a coma-inducing punch than to risk *not* getting into a meaningless altercation. Who needs diplomacy when you have a 'coma punch'?

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