Satan Blames Raisins on Faulty Wiring in Hell
In a stunning confession, Satan has claimed responsibility for the very existence of raisins. Apparently, it was all a cosmic accident, a clerical error in the infernal department of dried fruit.
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In a stunning confession, Satan has claimed responsibility for the very existence of raisins. Apparently, it was all a cosmic accident, a clerical error in the infernal department of dried fruit.
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