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humor The Onion 2026-06-02

Parents Sadly Discover Daughter is Serial Killer, More Upset About Secrecy.

A pair of parents deliver a tearful lecture to their daughter, not about her secret life as a serial killer, but about why she didn't confide in them sooner. Their biggest concern? That she thought they'd be ashamed.

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