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humor The Onion 2026-06-02

FBI Director Uses Agency Jet to Blow-Dry Hair, Then Vanishes Into Turbine.

FBI Director Kash Patel is under fire for using taxpayer-funded jets for personal grooming, specifically blow-drying his hair. In a bizarre twist, officials report he's now unavailable for comment after a slight misunderstanding involving a jet turbine.

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