Office 'Twat' Declares Summer Over; Colleagues Wish for Sacrificial Rituals.
An office pest has cheerfully announced that summer is over, and to everyone's dismay, he's probably right. His 'hilarious' weather-based jokes are met with silent despair, prompting colleagues to consider ancient pagan rituals to banish him and the clouds. Apparently, complaining about the weather is peak British humor, especially when it's Martin doing it.