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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-31

Sam Altman: Buy Intelligence From Me, Or Else!

OpenAI's CEO, Sam Altman, envisions a future where we'll all be renting our brains from him. He plans to charge us for access to the very data he's already harvested from us, all from his delightfully villainous skull-shaped lair. Because who needs original thought when you can subscribe?

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