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humor De Speld 2026-05-31

Friendship's New Catchphrase: 'Sorry I'm Late!' Now 85% of All Conversations

Two friends, once inseparable, now conduct their bond via WhatsApp, where 85% of their messages consist of apologies for delayed replies. Apparently, 'sorry' is the new 'I love you,' and chronic guilt is the strongest foundation for friendship.

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