Journalists Flock to Empty Clubs, Accidentally Reviving Them (for the Over-40s)
In a twist only slightly less dramatic than a disco ball malfunction, clubs are suddenly packed again, not with youth, but with reporters seeking them. Apparently, investigative journalism is the new EDM, and 40-somethings are now the hottest demographic for De Dorstige Aap, ordering sparkling water and requesting softer music.