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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-29

Chewbacca's Therapist Tries to Teach Him Not to Rip Arms Off

A brave therapist is attempting the impossible: teaching Chewbacca alternative anger management techniques beyond, you know, dismemberment. The sessions escalated after a holochess game left an IT technician armless, proving that even Wookiees need to learn that 'checkmate' doesn't require extreme bodily harm.

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