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humor The Onion 2026-05-29

Future hit songs include brain-dead boyfriend heartbreak and alien race pivots.

Forget 'Summer of '69,' get ready for 'Summer of '26' with tunes like 'Pulling The Plug On My Brain-Dead Boyfriend' and 'Pivoting To A New Fictional Alien Race.' Also, apparently, BTS saw the face of death and Nelly figured out band-aid placement.

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