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humor De Speld 2026-05-29

Roland Garros suggests parasols and ice cubes for players battling scorching French heat.

Tennis players at Roland Garros are apparently expected to survive the heatwave with novel solutions like parasols, ice cubes in their pockets, and possibly gravel-cooled ankles. One player even needed a wheelchair after a match, but hey, at least their briefcases will be cool!

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