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humor De Speld 2026-05-29

Win a Slightly Used Water Bottle from a Pro Cyclist: 'Get Gross' to Enter!

Get ready to bid on a truly priceless artifact: a previously-sipped water bottle from cycling's very own bladder-buster, Victor Campenaerts! Imagine the sweat, the glory, the lingering lukewarm electrolyte flavor! Just mutter 'getver' (gross) and you might own this piece of history.

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