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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-28

Pope Clarifies 'Five Virgins' Request: He Meant Hotel Figurines, Not Actual Ones.

Pope Leo XIV, on his way to Spain, has clarified his rather alarming request for 'at least five virgins' in his hotel room. Apparently, His Holiness was merely looking for some decorative figurines, not an ecclesiastical orgy.

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