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humor The Onion 2026-05-28

Secret Service Foils Daring Blood Clot Escape Over White House Fence.

In a shocking display of presidential security, the Secret Service bravely tackled a rogue blood clot attempting to breach the White House. Apparently, even our vital fluids are staging coups these days.

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