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humor The Onion 2026-05-28

Marshawn Lynch Regrets 'Euphoria' Role, Chooses Drama Over Chili's Combo.

Former NFL star Marshawn Lynch is reportedly kicking himself for choosing HBO's 'Euphoria' over a Chili's commercial. Apparently, the allure of gritty teen drama paled in comparison to the profound artistic statement of promoting a Triple Dipper.

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