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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-27

Legislator Declares Labradoodles Fair Game for Divine Dropkicks

A Texas lawmaker, citing a shocking lack of biblical prohibition, decided it was time to test the limits of canine-related scripture. Apparently, Jesus was too busy saving souls to outlaw puppy-tossing.

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