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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-27

Southern Baptists Shockingly Elect Taser Greeters to Ward Off Uninvited Huggers

Apparently, the Lord works in mysterious, and now electrified, ways. The SBC has decided that firm hugs are out, but involuntary muscle spasms are in for welcome committees.

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