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humor The Onion 2026-05-27

Enhanced Games: Where Steroids Replace Sweat and 'Human Spirit' Takes a Backseat

Forget fair play, the Enhanced Games are here to prove that with enough drugs, humans can achieve 'peak' performance. Apparently, 'hard work' is so last century; let's just see which pharmaceutical concoction reigns supreme.

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