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humor The Onion 2026-05-27

Woman Realizes Humanity Is Her Toxic Ex, Considers Dating Aliens

Kara Vasques suspects her relationship with the human race is codependent, citing concerns over humanity's influence on her Netflix queue and overall existence. She's now contemplating a species swap, hoping aliens won't judge her questionable life choices.

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