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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-27

Extreme Heat Warning: Avoid Lubricating Your 'Private Areas' With Sunscreen

Experts advise against risky business during heatwaves, suggesting shade and loose clothing for 'personal relief.' Apparently, using SPF 50 as lube might prevent sunburn but will cause regrettable irritation and stylish tan lines.

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