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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-26

Walter Reed Doctors Discover Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Exceeds All Known Life Forms

Forget politics, the real news is that President Trump's physical revealed a midi-chlorian count so high, it suggests he might be more Force-sensitive than Yoda. Experts are baffled, but we suspect it's just his sheer charisma.

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