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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-26

Chicago Police Confirm: Everyone in the City Shot Over the Weekend

In a surprising holiday statistic, Chicago police have confirmed that every single resident was shot over the weekend. Well, at least they can all commiserate about it together.

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