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humor The Onion 2026-05-26

Harvard Cracks Down on A's: Only the Richest Kids Deserve Perfection

Harvard, in a bold move to combat grade inflation, will now limit 'A' grades, suggesting they be reserved for the exceptionally wealthy. Apparently, intelligence is now directly proportional to parental net worth.

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