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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-26

Man's Master Plan: Terrible Sex to Avoid a Second Date Disaster.

In a stroke of what he considers genius, one man dodged the bullet of a second date rejection by employing a truly unforgettable bedroom strategy. His performance, complete with a 98-second sprint and a delightful 'Mommy' moan, ensured his date did the dumping, leaving him feeling like a gentleman. She, bless her, 'had worse.'

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