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humor Duffel Blog 2026-05-25

Pentagon Demands Loyalty Oath to Trump from Catholic Troops Over 'America's First Pope'

Defense Secretary Hegseth is concerned Pope Leo XIV is undermining military might, demanding Catholic troops pledge loyalty to Trump. Apparently, God's chain of command is now just a confusing office memo.

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