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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-23

President's Priorities: Son's Wedding Pales in Comparison to Secret 'Not Giving a Shit' Meeting

Apparently, the President's schedule is so jam-packed with top-secret 'not wanting to go' meetings that he'll miss his son's second wedding. Who needs family when you've got classified apathy?

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