Quiznos' Hellish Spongmonkeys Seek Forever Home, Complain About Raisins' Better Gig.
These lemurs from Hell, aka the Quiznos Spongmonkeys, are still searching for a permanent place to crash since 2004, lamenting that even the saxophone-playing California Raisins have it better. They're willing to work for anyone, from Jimmy John's to Buc-ee's, just to escape the garbage juice.