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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Anti-aging millionaire splits into sperm and egg, vows to recharge.

Bryan Johnson, the man committed to eternal youth, has apparently reversed aging so successfully he's reverted to a sperm and an egg. His next step? Injecting himself into two unsuspecting children, because nothing says 'healthy' like a biological restart.

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