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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-22

Man refuses to embrace post-breakup sports cliché, opts for pizza instead.

In a revolutionary act against societal expectations, Julien, 37, has declared that his breakup will NOT be a catalyst for him to hit the gym. Instead, he's doubling down on his passion for pizza and couch-based surveillance of streaming services.

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