Government Threatens Free Concerts: Register Your Phone or Sing to Silence!
In a move that screams 'we're all in this together,' the government is now using free concerts as leverage to get you to register your phone number with your CURP. Apparently, if your digits aren't properly logged, your only soundtrack will be the crickets, and your concert-going days might just be over. #PosLosOigoEnSpotify is trending, proving we'd rather stream our music than face the bureaucratic music.