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humor De Speld 2026-05-20

Dutch Railways Trials Guillotine for Black Travelers, Promises Safer, Headless Commutes.

The Dutch railway system is taking 'cutting-edge' security measures by implementing a guillotine to deal with fare-dodgers. Passengers can rest assured that their commutes will be significantly safer, especially if they happen to be missing their heads.

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