Disneyland's Goofy Euthanized After Child's Jugular Mauled in Bizarre Photo Op Gone Wrong
In a shocking twist, Disneyland's beloved Goofy has reportedly been euthanized after a gruesome attack on a 6-year-old boy. Apparently, the character mistook fan excitement for aggression and decided to go full 'wild animal,' leaving Disney scrambling to explain why Mickey doesn't have the same issues.