The esteemed Cannes jury, apparently bored with existential dread and artistic nuance, has been caught sneaking off to watch 'Mortal Kombat II'. Lead by Stellan Skarsgård, they were last seen trying to avoid detection, desperately seeking a decent fatality after a week of pretentious cinema. One can only imagine their collective disappointment when Thierry Frémaux sat directly in front of them, blocking their view of Sub-Zero's ice clones.