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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-19

Couple Reaches Milestone: Agreeing to Stop Ghosting Everyone Else

In a groundbreaking display of commitment, a couple has decided to cease their habit of vanishing without a trace from other potential partners. They're moving on up, ready to exclusively ghost each other, which they find 'fantastic' and 'scary but right.'

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