Cruise Ship Plagued by 'Blind Test' Epidemic; Passengers Lose Minds Over 80s Hits
Over 1200 passengers and crew were reportedly infected with a crippling 'Blind Test' virus on a cruise ship, leading to uncontrollable singing of 80s hits and worse. Authorities quarantined the vessel, fearing a spread of catchy jingles and 2000s throwbacks, resorting to napalm for decontamination.