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humor The Onion 2026-05-18

Shaq's Shock: He's Now the Face of DivaCup, Thinks It's a 'Condom for Girls.'

Shaquille O'Neal is utterly bewildered to discover he's the new spokesperson for DivaCup, even comparing it to a 'condom for girls.' At least he's not mad about the $2 million, and hey, it's not as gross as Papa John's.

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