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humor The Onion 2026-05-18

Financial Gurus Advise Investing Tax Refunds in Your Dream Sandwich

Forget stocks and bonds, financial experts now recommend using your tax return to fund your ultimate sandwich. Apparently, setting aside that refund could lead to a glorious future panini or a multi-layered club, provided you don't blow it all on chips.

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