Whale Becomes Fish Sticks: Timmy's Second Life as Processed Seafood Sensation!
Well, it seems even dead whales can find purpose in this crazy world! Poor Timmy, the attention-seeking whale, washed ashore and is now destined for a gloriously fishy afterlife as over a million IGLO fish sticks. Talk about a sustainable solution, or perhaps just a very large, very inconvenient snack.