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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-15

Mega-Church Rebrands As 'DraftKings Arena' In Bold Move For Heavenly Profits.

Lakewood Church has decided that 'Holy Rollers' just wasn't cutting it, so they're rebranding as DraftKings Arena. Apparently, salvation is now available with a 10-point spread, and tithing has been replaced by vigs.

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