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humor The Onion 2026-05-15

Neanderthals Early Adopters of Dentistry; Modern Humans Still Debating Flossing

Forget the wheel, Neanderthals were apparently drilling cavities 59,000 years ago, proving they were more advanced than your average caveman. Meanwhile, we're still arguing if that extra brushing is *really* necessary, especially when there are paintings to do.

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