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humor De Speld 2026-05-15

Hungry Shopper Buys Chinese Wok Restaurant Instead of Snacks

A 31-year-old woman, suffering from extreme hunger, made a rather enthusiastic grocery run that ended with her owning a Chinese wok restaurant. Apparently, her rumbling stomach and lightheadedness led her to impulsively sign a lease, trading a craving for chips for a mountain of managerial responsibilities she's utterly unqualified for.

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