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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Deadbeat Dads Denied Passports: State Department Says 'No Travel Till You Pay Up!'

The U.S. is grounding deadbeat dads by revoking their passports if they owe $100,000 or more in child support. Apparently, international travel is for responsible adults, not those who prefer global wanderlust over parental duty.

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